cherik 1, 3, 7, 8, 9, 12

1. Who takes the trash out?

Erik.

3. Who is happier when they are out in nature?

Erik. I always imagined Charles as more of a city person. Mags can preach about mutant supremacy to the squirrels.

7. Who plans the romantic date?

Usually Charles.

8. Who likes to play with the other’s hair?

*insert bald jokes here* Haha but really, before Charkes loses his lovely hair I think Erik is the more hands-in-hair type of person. Because Charles’ hair was fabulous. Such soft angel hair. Too bad it’s all gone now. (First Class cherik: imagine Erik playing with Charles’ hair and Charles is like “stop it, you’ll make me go bald”. If only he knew.)

9. Who calms the other down when the other has a nightmare?

Charles, because “calm your mind.” I mean. Erik needs to be calmed down a lot. And he’s a troubled person with a troubled past, who wouldn’t have nightmares after all the shit he’s gone through.

12. Who is too nice and will listen to a sales person pitch?

Charles because we all know Charles is practically a saint. Erik might be tempted to murder the sales person.

Probably.

Nope.

you’re finally off cullrian?

Nah, just not as excited about it as before. Also there isn’t much new content out there. Why, should I be?

Your blog is cool af UwU

Wtf this is not anon hate. Anon love is highly unexpected. Thanks ❤

i like to think that since dadsona cant end up “officially” together with robert nor joseph (bc they have issues to resolve and that’s good, for robert especially, & joseph needs to up his game & get out of a bad marriage)…. so, i think maybe after that healing has happened they end up being together. maybe that’s part of why they dont end up with you bc they still have feelings for each other too and need to resolve things between one another.

So Robert and Joseph won’t choose to be with MC because they’d rather choose each other? I like this idea. And tbh my dadsona wouldn’t even have a problem with this. He just wants to support them both and be best friends with Robert especially (that man has been through a lot, he needs hugs).

(1/3) Hello I just wanna say I basically agree with you on the Joseph stuff and. Do you think that, when Joseph was with Robert… it was like, he was finally uninhibited, open, expressing his desire, which he had suppressed for so long? With Rob he was finally open and sexual and beautiful,

(2/3) he was probably just downright filthy, moaning sth like “fuck me, fuck me, i love your cock” which is something a pure christian man would NEVER normally do and every second of it was wonderful for him and Rob because Joseph was finally free to enjoy himself. Do you think Joseph ever told Robert he loved him, to get what he needed of him? To get just a brief moment of happiness. Only then he freaked out and was like “sorry, still love my wife, it was just casual sex”.

(3/3) And it hurt Robert because he saw past that lie, he knew it hadn’t been just casual. And now he’s just bitter and sad and Joseph puts up a happy front while he’s just anxious all the time, desperately holding onto his unhappy marriage, scared he’d lose his kids if he didn’t… I don’t think he’s the evil cult dad, he’s a sad closeted dad who doesn’t have the courage to own his happiness. And he’s hurting other people in the process, including Robert.

I mean… yes.

I strongly agree with this. Can’t really add much to it, sorry, because I still know nothing and I just ljdslfk. (I’m sad for Joseph too, sob.)

(Also many thanks for the messages and the lovely mental image of Joseph moaning on Robert’s d like that haha.)

I approve of Anders riding Hawke like there’s no tomorrow but imagine this: Anders on Hawke’s lap, Anders and Hawke making love ever so slowly, kissing tenderly. Anders’ arms wrapped around Hawke’s shoulders, his long fingers in Hawke’s messy hair. Hawke’s hands around Anders and running on his back, his sides, his thighs. And even though they’re making love slowly they’re still sweating, hot breath against hot breath. Just two men in love, enjoying each other without hurry. ❤❤❤

Aaaaahhhh asdagfdsshdf I definitely approve of this as well!

Thank you for this lovely message. I would not mind getting more of these.

(I assume it was in response to this post.)

there’s a mod on nexus that lets you romance kaidan in ME1 without misgendering or buggy cutscenes. might be what you’re looking for

So this means the sex scene will actually display the male Shepard model instead of fshep? Holy shit now I’m actually super excited about this and can’t wait to replay the game.

Many thanks, anon.

Yo (firstly thanks for tagging the nsfw stuff!), tbh I’ve been in need of handers lately and filling my dash with handers is just what I needed this week. Thank you have a lovely day <333

Aaahhh thank you for such a lovely ask.

100% my pleasure (and Hawke and Anders’ huehuehue). I hope you have a lovely day as well!

hi i just wanted to say i loved your bi activist cullen au post. i can’t help but think lgbt rights activist anders would be awesome too! and maybe hawke as his boyfriend? :)

Omg Anders is totally in this AU. Just like Cullen, Anders is an aggressive bisexual queer rights activist as well. Very angry and very bisexual. Very vocal about LGBT rights and biphobia that is rather prevalent even within the LGBT community. And yes, Garrett Hawke is his (more chill) husband. Because of course they’re married.

I actually mentioned this in an ask I got earlier.

Also thank you! :> Asks like this make me very happy.