(Holy shit, that’s a long time. I appreciate it!)

1. Who takes the trash out? 

Spy may be fancy, but that’s exactly why I think he’s a bit of a cleaning freak, so I’ll say Spy takes the trash out. A nice contrast to Sniper who’s a complete slob. Sniper ends up taking the trash out when Spy makes him do it.

2. Who reminds the other to take care of themselves?

It goes both ways, I suppose. Sniper reminds Spy to wind down a little, and Spy tells Sniper to stop being a slob and take a shower every once in a while.

3. Who is happier when they are out in nature?

1000% Sniper. I mean, he has lived in the bush. Spy probably hates being away from the comforts of indoors, but for Sniper, he can tolerate being out in nature.

4. Do they like to go in the hot tub together?

Yes.

5. Do either of them avidly follow a celebrity and/or fandom?

No. Ain’t nobody (mercenaries) got time for that.

6. Who builds a pillow fort?

Neither.

7. Who plans the romantic date?

Spy. Because he’s a stereotypical romantic Frenchman and Sniper is an awkward bushman.

8. Who likes to play with the other’s hair?

I imagine both of them. Sniper in particular, if he manages to get that bleeding mask off of Spy.

9. Who calms the other down when the other has a nightmare?

Both of them. 

10. Who wants their dog to sleep on the bed with them?

They probably don’t have a dog, unless they settle down together when they retire and end up getting a dog. In that case, Sniper. Spy is more of a cat person.

11. Who can’t sleep without the other?

Spy. Although they both pretty much have to sleep without the other. Ooohh, forbidden romance!

12. Who is too nice and will listen to a sales person pitch?

Sniper. He’s nothing if not patient.

13. Who makes the first move to cuddle? 

Sniper. I imagine Spy is the sort of person who’d just fuck and be done with it, but Sniper gets more emotionally invested. So, the first time they bang, Spy is downright shocked when the filthy bushman wants to cuddle. lol. (Not that Spy isn’t soppy and romantic as well, this is just basically how I imagine their relationship is in the beginning.)

14. What is their go to fast food place?

I don’t know. Sniper would eat anything, but I imagine Spy is pretty disgusted with most fast food places.

15. Who likes to wear the other’s sweaters?

If we’re strictly talking about sweaters, then I suppose they end up wearing each other’s sweaters accidentally all the time.