Why do they keep giving booty shorts to all the female survivors but not the male survivors? LET DWIGHT WEAR BOOTY SHORTS.
Tag: dbd
That’s some weird sex.
My favourite thing in dbd is to touch Davids as Dwight (or be touched by them as Dwight).
lol lucky dwight I guess?
I WAS JUST EXCITED DAVID WAS TOUCHING HIM.
This would look super romantic too if Dwight wasn’t literally hanging from a meat hook. (I particularly like the first screenshot, because it looks like Dwight is about to caress David’s hair like “thanks for saving me, my hero”. Tragically, Dwight died in this match.)
I swear, every time I play Dwight and there happens to be a David in my team, he just appears right behind him.
Dwight’s like “omg, it’s my crush!!!” and then starts nervously biting his nails. And David’s like “well this is awkward”.
survivors @ killers in dead by daylight:
And while I’m on the subject of Dead by Daylight, here’s a screenshot of Trapper caressing David King’s delicious booty. Look how his face is resting on it. So soft.
The fact that me, a talentless noob, is a rank 10 survivor proves how much easier it is to rank up as a survivor than as a killer in Dead by Daylight. I wish I could rank up as a killer but the requirements are ridiculous. I understand there are “killer goals” but none of that seems to matter since the only thing that will give you pips is killing at least two people, as far as I know. They should go back to pipping based on the bloodpoints the killer earns, or just let the killer pip even if they haven’t killed anyone as long as they have met some other killer goals (injuring, hooking, chasing, trapping etc.) Then again, I haven’t really tried to rank up as a killer, but being the killer is just so stressful because the survivors are a pain in the arse to deal with. So that makes playing survivor preferable atm. Which is a shame, because I got this game for the awesome killers, not the boring survivors (at least I get to admire the killers from a distance lol).
Anyway now I don’t care, I just wanted to reach rank 10 just before they reset the ranks again in the 13th day of the month. I doubt I’ll ever be rank 5 or 1 but at least I got the achievement for 10. It has been an amazing journey, I experienced many amazing things.
Such as this fabulous Hillbilly who was camping me hard (I love his hat).
Or this nurse who was facecamping / literally staring at her victim just as the exit gates were open (sort of understandable, but annoying).
As we approaced her, she was just shaking her head like “nope”. I managed to unhook them regardless and we all escaped.
And this incredibly charming, and yet, frustrated Michael Myers who was just watching me as I was his last victim. He was probably pissed because two people had disconnected. I was annoyed about that too, lol.
And this very sweet Freddy who decided to spare my life, as I was the last survivor and none of my teammates had gotten gens done so I would have been pretty fucked. (I wonder why is it so rare to encounter nice Freddies. They must be mad about all the nerfs.)
Too bad he refused to let me out of the dream world (kept pulling me back in there if I managed to wake up), so it took me forever to prepare the gens and open the gates.
And ofc this lovely Trapper (I love Trapper) who felt bad for me because there were mostly over-altruistic people on my team and one of them disconnected so once again, I was left alone, so he helped me (and watched me closely).
It has been a fun few days for Claudette.
playing dead by daylight against overconfident body-blocking trolling survivors like
Queer Fortress 