“What happened to the mage who destroyed the Chantry?” HE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER SURROUNDED BY CATS AND GETTING HIS GUTS REARRANGED BY MALE HAWKE THANKS VARRIC GLAD YOU COULD CONFIRM THAT
Tag: DAMN RIGHT
Confession: Garrett Hawke eats Anders’ ass for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
No official piece of Overwatch media has come even close to touching the perfection of TF2′s “Meet The” videos.
The single line “And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it’s CALLED A ZOO” is better than the entirety of Soldier 76′s cinematic
“It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon for twelve seconds” has more character and charm than all of the Overwatch comics combined.
How does each dad react to actually being called daddy?
Joseph – “i’m calling the priest to exercise the demons out of you.”
Mat – “That’s uh…awkward for everyone.”
Brian – “Ahaha! That’s weird buddy.”
Craig – “Bro…that’s like…kinda uncomfy bro.”
Hugo – “No, it’s not Daddy…It’s ‘Sir’, understood?”
Damien – “I’m going to have to ask you to leave my house.”
Robert – “Fuck, that’s right. Say it again, babe, louder.”
varric: give me all the details of your relationship, anders
anders, primly: i don’t see how that’s any of your business!
(one week later in chateau haine)
anders: hawke let me tell you in explicit detail my fantasy of you rescuing me from mortal peril and subsequently using my body for your own unspeakable pleasures as a reward for services rendered. yes i know we’re in public. no i don’t care who’s listening. they can take notes.
#cassandra to hawke: you and anders…? #hawke – whacking at terrorlings in the fade breezily: all day every day seeker #varric: now you’ve started it. he won’t shut up. neither of them will. (via fauxfires)
Pride month ain’t over till I die
So, one day I made everyone into Anders AND IT WAS AWESOME.
BONUS
omg, wheezing with gleeful laughter
JETHANN = THE BEST PARTY MEMBER
Queer Fortress 