hawke just immediately popping a boner for anders the second they see him is my favorite concept, he’s dirty and tired and complaining about his cat and hawke’s internal dialogue is “oh god he’s so hot, oh fuck, oh no”
Robert: [thinking] OK, I have no feelings for Joseph. No feelings at all. He’s my friend’s husband. I mean, I might have had some feelings for him, but now they’re all gone. All of them. As a matter of fact, I don’t think I ever had feelings for Joseph.
[Joseph comes outside]
Joseph: Hiya, neighbor.
Robert: [thinking] I love you
Queer Fortress 