It’s been ages since I’ve posted some fan art, and all these new Anders feels we’re getting from the upcoming World of Thedas book are giving me fandom heart burn. So here is a quickie floof doodle from my brain, because Anders deserves some f**king cuddles.
honestly i’ve looked at this for like 10 minutes and all i can picture is that interrogation scene from firefly
in which hawke is sitting there in some chantry dungeon glaring stonily at the interrogator, arms crossed, jaw locked, eyes cold and feral and uninviting, and when the interviewer asks him to expand on his relationship with anders, he just grunts out, “no. we’re very private people.”
*cut to anders drawing this picture for the interrogator* “it was definitely the chest hair. it’s like rubbing your face in a plush long-haired cat, but with less claws and more sex. have i told you about the time hawke tied me to the headboard and we roleplayed ‘innocent mage damsel in distress’ yet? under that scruffy exterior there’s a soft heart, a lot of sandwiches, and a monster of a manhood, mark my words. Seriously, it’s the size of my forearm.”
*cut to the interrogator, who is cassandra, sitting there speechless with her mouth open, holding anders’s chest-hair selfie*
*and also an artist’s impression of hawke’s magnum dong*
Queer Fortress 