fauxfires:

i’m just looking at that photoset with ser conrad and his ‘demony things’ & i’m just. i’m still laughing about it omg? varric’s face. you know he had to change that shit for his book, like in tales of the champion hawke finds real evidence of corruption after a long trawl through dark warehouses & interrupting eeeeeevil cultists at work, and then bursts into conrad’s trial just as he’s about to be declared innocent to hurl the evidence at the judge. “I, HAWKE, HAVE COME TO SEE JUSTICE DONE!” he bellows, flexing heroically as the jury swoon.

“That is not what happened,” Hawke says, frowning.

“That’s exactly how I remember it happening,” Anders says, kissing Hawke’s hipbone, his stubble a scrape over Hawke’s bare skin. “Are you going to put the book down, love?”

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“uggh I can’t believe people are horny for Venom of all characters” do you…are you not aware of who Venom is like…as a character….a concept…Venom is the fuckiest character in Marvel history..this is literally the least surprising outcome

Venom is an alien slime that bonds to you physically and emotionally and transforms you into a muscle monster with huge teeth and a three-foot tongue and you’re SHOCKED that people want to get in on that? do you live in a cave?

Wow exciting! I live in the UK and I’ve never been to Ireland yet even though I’ve always wanted to.

KJHksdhkjash yes. I just decided that I’ve visited London and the UK enough for now (well, not really, I always want to go back to London lmao), so it’s time to see Dublin. Ireland is completely new territory for me so… I’m somewhat nervous lol. But mostly excited.

I’m also planning a day trip to Northern Ireland (specifically, Belfast), if possible.